{"product_id":"holiday-sarcastic-sweatshirt-you-scumbag-you-maggot-funny-christmas-crewneck","title":"Holiday Sarcastic Sweatshirt — \"You Scumbag You Maggot\" Funny Christmas Crewneck","description":"This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a dry, dark-humor holiday vibe — a soft canvas for a bold embroidered phrase and tiny Santa hat. The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly fabric hangs with a relaxed, classic fit and a clean crew neckline. Wear it when you want to make people laugh (or wince) at a family gathering, pass a joke between friends, or just keep warm while leaning into irreverent seasonal cheer. The tubular knit and double-needle stitching give it a structured, long-lasting feel. Subtle neck and wrist prints are applied with DTF for a neat finish, while larger chest artwork is produced with DTG and can be rendered as embroidery at various placement options for a tactile, premium look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered or printed artwork on left, center, or large center chest; optional wrist embroidery\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for main prints\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: MLD Gifts, mldprinted@outlook.com, 1 Rushall Walk, Manchester, ENG, M23 2UR, GB\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Irish Green","offer_id":53577672393032,"sku":"16483318273848634926","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53577672425800,"sku":"27766771831679650111","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53577672458568,"sku":"40886448739656778348","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":53577672491336,"sku":"59137137156978980435","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53577672524104,"sku":"11348123083117063721","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53577672556872,"sku":"15545662130333088098","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Irish Green","offer_id":53577672589640,"sku":"36434162510044648190","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53577672622408,"sku":"24159777806023822768","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53577672655176,"sku":"60202471349242189431","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":53577672687944,"sku":"13325229520600765378","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53577672720712,"sku":"27323739670824725619","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53577672753480,"sku":"21901128467843973127","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Irish Green","offer_id":53577672786248,"sku":"13941265737150911048","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53577672819016,"sku":"28659506266306236979","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53577672851784,"sku":"32039653862595744806","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":53577672884552,"sku":"10428206294157848088","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53577672917320,"sku":"17744545816236080477","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53577672950088,"sku":"48551472256892046359","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":53577672982856,"sku":"31609159928726104776","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53577673015624,"sku":"26884321056321681302","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53577673048392,"sku":"27512845571384192012","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53577673081160,"sku":"27456988115188866434","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53577673113928,"sku":"19365409334358070299","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53577673146696,"sku":"52037992674560317446","price":33.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":53577673179464,"sku":"29023286017866613021","price":37.62,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53577673212232,"sku":"13848321041477419954","price":37.62,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53577673245000,"sku":"23142182394615607693","price":37.62,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53577673277768,"sku":"19183700782403145339","price":37.62,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53577673310536,"sku":"30515798103359344466","price":37.62,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53577673343304,"sku":"32561341058217412182","price":37.62,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":53577673376072,"sku":"17891279783821774991","price":41.27,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":53577673408840,"sku":"64166842816064741078","price":41.27,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53577673441608,"sku":"33194184246599252031","price":41.27,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53577673474376,"sku":"12002869545674639227","price":41.27,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53577673507144,"sku":"17694411953815747218","price":41.27,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53577673539912,"sku":"24459235154577895195","price":41.27,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":53577673572680,"sku":"90332325806962937958","price":44.93,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Red","offer_id":53577673605448,"sku":"19981726344091803848","price":44.93,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53577673638216,"sku":"30094350045615457868","price":44.93,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53577673670984,"sku":"28997011917883875737","price":44.93,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":53577673703752,"sku":"14383990070631253859","price":48.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Red","offer_id":53577673736520,"sku":"17919344300946856033","price":48.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53577673769288,"sku":"84957322043328470699","price":48.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53577673802056,"sku":"29662306250160941992","price":48.55,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/9768\/6088\/files\/16984090266345496156_2048.jpg?v=1784752878","url":"https:\/\/mldgifts.com\/products\/holiday-sarcastic-sweatshirt-you-scumbag-you-maggot-funny-christmas-crewneck","provider":"MLD Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}