Funny Carpenter T‑Shirt — "You Can't Fix Stupid But You Can Numb It With a 2x4"

This tee brings a cheeky, no-nonsense voice to casual wear. The bold cartoon soldier clutching a 2x4 and the line “You can’t fix stupid but you can numb it with a 2x4” sit centered on a clean white canvas for a look that’s equal parts playful and blunt. It wears like a familiar favorite: smooth, medium-weight cotton with a ribbed crew neck that keeps its shape. The tubular knit and taped shoulders give a neat silhouette. Pick it when you want an easy, expressive layer for work around the yard, a weekend hangout, or a laugh with friends who appreciate dark-humor riffs.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for a clean, stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified and made with ethically grown US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: MLD Gifts, mldprinted@outlook.com, 1 Rushall Walk, Manchester, ENG, M23 2UR, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean