Funny Holiday Tee — "Rock. Paper. Scissors. Throat Punch! I Win" Graph

This is a soft, classic-fit cotton tee printed with a bold, playful graphic that reads “Rock. Paper. Scissors. THROAT PUNCH! I WIN.” Bright green hand illustrations give the design a cheeky, irreverent personality. The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear — breathable medium-weight cotton, a relaxed crew neckline, and a tear-away label for itch-free comfort. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people laugh, spark a little mischief, or bring a sharper-than-expected sense of humor to casual hangouts. The durable print methods keep the artwork crisp through washes, and the tubular knit construction gives the silhouette a clean, simple look that layers easily under jackets or pairs with jeans and sneakers.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork, ensuring detailed, long-lasting prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: MLD Gifts, mldprinted@outlook.com, 1 Rushall Walk, Manchester, ENG, M23 2UR, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean