Retired Parrot Tee — "I'm Retired, It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere" Tropical Retirement T-Shirt

Bright, cheerful tee made to carry that easygoing, island-time vibe wherever you go. A colorful parrot perches against a sunset while the cheeky slogan “It’s 5 O’Clock Everywhere” tells the world you’ve traded alarms for sunsets. The medium-weight cotton feels sturdy yet breathable — great for long days on the porch, backyard barbecues, or casual strolls through town. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it comfortable to wear from morning coffee to evening cocktails. Small design details like a tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape keep things comfortable and long-lasting, so the shirt keeps looking good wash after wash.

Wear it when you want to lean into laid-back plans, celebrate a new chapter, or share a wink with fellow relaxers. The warm, sunny colors and playful artwork make this tee a simple way to bring a holiday mood to everyday life.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric — durable yet breathable
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat